Breaking Down: The YA Saga

Episode 9 - The One Where Sometimes Violence Is The Answer

In this episode we break down chapter 9 of Twilight. We talk about how Jacob only becomes a predator because Bella was one first and how bacon is Chloe’s own personal brand of heroin. Other topics include, referencing vines and being satisfied by soy milk. 

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Trans rights are human rights

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

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Episode 8 - The One Where We Hate All Men

(Trigger Warning: Sexual Assault. It’s very brief and mostly left unsaid but we would hate for anyone to come into this not knowing)

In this episode we break down chapter 8 of Twilight. We talk about how Chloe would’ve let him kill them and Bella pegging Edward on their first night together. Other topics include, Bella needing therapy and Edward being a twink. 

A special thank you to Lucas for your theory. 

#BLM

#MMIW 

Trans rights are human rights

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles

Episode 7 - The One Where You Keep Your Balls To Yourself

In this episode we break down chapter 7 of Twilight. We talk about how Fran is traumatised by people playing with balls and seeing your dad smile and thinking “I’d hit that”. Other topics include wearing jeans to lounge around in, Bella needing an adblocker and desks going for a swim. 

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles

Episode 6 - The One Where Twilight Is A Spooky Mormon Hell Dream

In this episode we break down chapter 6 of Twilight. We talk about how we were definitely not that annoying as teenagers and Bella’s flirting face. Other topics include chew toys, Charlie chatting about bears and writing fanfics in the back of chemistry class. This week's episode also has a very special guest. Welcome to the show Emily. 

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles

Episode 5 - The One With The Classic Predator Pick-Up Line

In this episode we break down chapter 5 of Twilight. We talk about how Edward is a primary school production version of JD and how Bella and Edward had the world's worst conversation. Other topics include GTA Alice, discovering plot holes and the release of Midnight Sun.

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles

Episode 4 - The One With The Enchilada Rant

 

In this episode we break down chapter 4 of Twilight. We talk about how the books are sponsored by Volvo and how we wish Bella and Edward just didn’t exist. Other topics include the little plot of vampire, churning cheese and Bella’s MySpace page.

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles

Episode 3 - The One Where Carlisle Is Daddy

In this episode we break down chapter 3 of Twilight. We talk about how hobbies are important and how gaslighting is never okay. Other topics include confusing your dressing gown for Edward, overuse of the word automatically and how Carlisle is the hottest of all the hotties. 

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Into music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles

Episode 2 - The One With Gaywatch

In this episode we break down chapter 2 of Twilight. We talk about how vampires can only wear Chanel and how things can change in just a day. Other topics include how celebrities don't know you exist, Charlie having feelings for Carlisle and justice for Eric.

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 Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

 Outro Music by Silencyde

 Artwork by fopdoodles

Episode 1 - The One Where He's Just A Bit Ginger

In this episode we break down Twilight chapter 1. We talk about how Charlie deserves better and Bella being a downer. Other topics include google searches resulting in weird porn, attractive people being the only friendly people and how bashing fish on the head is incredibly traumatic

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles