Episode 18 - The One Where Bella Is Smart And Edward Is A Dumdum

In this episode we break down chapter 18 of Twilight. We talk about  Edward being an incel and Emmett being too happy to kill. Other topics include phone books, kidnapping Bella and vampire teeth being white. 

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles

Episode 17 - The One With Bella’s Bouncing Boobies

(Trigger Warning: Child Loss and Suicide @ 13:42-17:00 and Sexual Assualt @ 15:30-16:01)

In this episode we break down chapter 17 of Twilight. We talk about Jacob having emo kid Pinocchio vibes and Edward being a paedo. Other topics include Rebecca Black, the Cullen’s needing a minivan and Rosalie’s butt. 

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles

Episode 16 - The One Where We Actually Record An Episode A Week Later

In this episode we break down chapter 16 of Twilight. We talk about The Cult Of Cullen and Emo Edward. Other topics include road man Carlisle, Victorious Chicago and painting London brown. 

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles

Bonus Episode - Where The Hell Have We Been, Loca?

(Trigger Warning: SA 33.28-34.06)

BONUS EPISODE: This is the bonus episode we talked about on our socials and the last episode. In this episode we talk about why we didn’t record for over a year and talk about our plans over the coming months. There is absolutely no twilight content here so if you’re just here for the book content skip over this episode, we won’t be offended. 

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles

Episode 15 - The One With The Comeback

In this episode we break down chapter 15 of Twilight. We talk about how we haven’t recorded for a really long time and drinking people’s tears. Other topics include Carlisle the vampire slayer,  khaki skirts and not the ones that do baa the ones that do mee 

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Trans rights are human rights

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles

Episode 14 - The One Where This Isn’t A Porn

In this episode we break down chapter 14 of Twilight. We talk about having super anxiety and how Emmett was a snack in multiple forms of the word. Other topics include, the science of sparkles and why we don’t smell other people's limbs. 

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Trans rights are human rights

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles

Episode 13 - The One With Edward’s Tinder Profile

In this episode we break down chapter 13 of Twilight. We talk about how A is for acting and Myspace being a vampire safe space. Other topics include, Bella practising kissing on her hand and cheeks flapping in the wind. 

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Trans rights are human rights

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles

Episode 12 - The One Where Bella Rebelliously Takes Cough Medicine

*Spoiler Alert* Some mild references to Midnight Sun

In this episode we break down chapter 12 of Twilight. We talk about how Charlie just wants to be Daddy and Edward’s nipples. Other topics include, trusting a guy is unrealistic and Edward being a creepy makeup artist. 

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Trans rights are human rights

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles

Episode 11 - The One With Steve

In this episode we break down chapter 11 of Twilight. We talk about how Twilight is not a time of day and casual racism. Other topics include, cheeks on shoulders and the vampire feeding process. 

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Trans rights are human rights

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles

Episode 10 - The One Where Edward’s Clothes Are Too Tight

(Trigger Warnings: Eating Disorders @43:07-43:48 Self Harm @49:35-54:56 R*pe @59:44-59:51)

In this episode we break down chapter 10 of Twilight. We talk about the toilet habits of vampires and watching Jessica flourish each chapter. Other topics include, accidentally killing and eating your date and the Cullen’s not trying that hard to fit in. 

#BLM

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Trans rights are human rights

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles