Episode 14 - The One Where This Isn’t A Porn

In this episode we break down chapter 14 of Twilight. We talk about having super anxiety and how Emmett was a snack in multiple forms of the word. Other topics include, the science of sparkles and why we don’t smell other people's limbs. 

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles

Episode 13 - The One With Edward’s Tinder Profile

In this episode we break down chapter 13 of Twilight. We talk about how A is for acting and Myspace being a vampire safe space. Other topics include, Bella practising kissing on her hand and cheeks flapping in the wind. 

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles

Episode 12 - The One Where Bella Rebelliously Takes Cough Medicine

*Spoiler Alert* Some mild references to Midnight Sun

In this episode we break down chapter 12 of Twilight. We talk about how Charlie just wants to be Daddy and Edward’s nipples. Other topics include, trusting a guy is unrealistic and Edward being a creepy makeup artist. 

#BLM

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Trans rights are human rights

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles

Episode 11 - The One With Steve

In this episode we break down chapter 11 of Twilight. We talk about how Twilight is not a time of day and casual racism. Other topics include, cheeks on shoulders and the vampire feeding process. 

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles

Episode 10 - The One Where Edward’s Clothes Are Too Tight

(Trigger Warnings: Eating Disorders @43:07-43:48 Self Harm @49:35-54:56 R*pe @59:44-59:51)

In this episode we break down chapter 10 of Twilight. We talk about the toilet habits of vampires and watching Jessica flourish each chapter. Other topics include, accidentally killing and eating your date and the Cullen’s not trying that hard to fit in. 

#BLM

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Trans rights are human rights

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles

Episode 9 - The One Where Sometimes Violence Is The Answer

In this episode we break down chapter 9 of Twilight. We talk about how Jacob only becomes a predator because Bella was one first and how bacon is Chloe’s own personal brand of heroin. Other topics include, referencing vines and being satisfied by soy milk. 

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Trans rights are human rights

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles

Episode 8 - The One Where We Hate All Men

(Trigger Warning: Sexual Assault. It’s very brief and mostly left unsaid but we would hate for anyone to come into this not knowing)

In this episode we break down chapter 8 of Twilight. We talk about how Chloe would’ve let him kill them and Bella pegging Edward on their first night together. Other topics include, Bella needing therapy and Edward being a twink. 

A special thank you to Lucas for your theory. 

#BLM

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Trans rights are human rights

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles

Episode 7 - The One Where You Keep Your Balls To Yourself

In this episode we break down chapter 7 of Twilight. We talk about how Fran is traumatised by people playing with balls and seeing your dad smile and thinking “I’d hit that”. Other topics include wearing jeans to lounge around in, Bella needing an adblocker and desks going for a swim. 

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles

Episode 6 - The One Where Twilight Is A Spooky Mormon Hell Dream

In this episode we break down chapter 6 of Twilight. We talk about how we were definitely not that annoying as teenagers and Bella’s flirting face. Other topics include chew toys, Charlie chatting about bears and writing fanfics in the back of chemistry class. This week's episode also has a very special guest. Welcome to the show Emily. 

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles

Episode 5 - The One With The Classic Predator Pick-Up Line

In this episode we break down chapter 5 of Twilight. We talk about how Edward is a primary school production version of JD and how Bella and Edward had the world's worst conversation. Other topics include GTA Alice, discovering plot holes and the release of Midnight Sun.

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Intro Music by Kevin MacLeod

Outro Music by Silencyde

Artwork by fopdoodles